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A farmer owns some 300 hens, but hasn't got any rooster. But he needs chickens. He goes to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that might be willing to sell. "I've got this rooster over there, named Peter-the-Plumber. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem." Peter-the-Plumber costs $2,000, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Peter-the-Plumber. The farmer takes Peter-the-Plumber home and sets him down in the barnyard.He gives the rooster a pep talk: "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a fortune. So I'll need you to do a good job! Don't waste too much time now. Go and have some fun." Peter-the-Plumber takes off like a shot. WHAAAM! The rooster nails every hen in the hen house three or four times, and the farmer is a little shocked. After that, the farmer hears noise in the duck pen and, sure enough, Peter-the-Plumber is working hard in there. Later, the farmer sees Peter-the-Plumber after a flock of geese down by the road. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By the end of the day he can see Peter-the-Plumber out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning to find Peter-the-Plumber on his back out in the middle of the yard, with mouth open and tongue hanging out. Both feet stick straight up in the air. Buzzards are already circling overhead. Saddened by the loss of such an expensive power forward, the farmer says, "Peter, look what you've done to yourself." The rooster opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and whispers, "Go away! They are getting closer!"